peek-a-boo

Whatchoolookinat?

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.

The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

Neo, mouth full of Cheese-its, attempts to ask about yellow penis